The Results

Sorry it has taken me so long to update those of you who check this blog on the continuing trials and travails of this little journey I'm on, but it's been a little crazy at work and I haven't had any time until now to sit down and blog about "the rest of the story." So here we go:


The collection appointment I had contained only a few interesting points: The first was I was early for my appointment by an hour, which turned out to be a good thing since my appointment for the deposit was in this building:

That's right, it was a Cox (no pun intended) radio station! It was also up on the 13th floor, which if you know me was a fantastic place to do this so high up in the air and all. I'll spare everyone the details, but I will mention that there was a note on the door of the room I was in that stated that the magazines were for the patrons and were not to be removed from the rooms, this included the cleaning staff. Thought that was humorous myself, but I digress.

So later that week, I had an appointment with the urologist where I got the following results: He told me everything was normal except for two areas: First my motility was pretty low, my sperm don't move too well, and second the shape of the sperm was a little off.

TRANSLATION: My sperm are fat and lazy! They are living in their mom's basement becoming a level 32 warlock on World of Warcraft with a cheeto stuck to their face. My guys are allergic to anything that requires them to move anything more than their "thumbs" Their in clothes that haven't been washed in three days, but that's okay because that's the last time they cleaned themselves too. They're excited at the possibility of getting their own Discovery Health Channel show about how they get from the couch to the potty. I think you get the picture. When I was told this immediately, I had an image similar to this one in my head:

So there you have it, I'm working on getting my guys in shape and then we'll see if we're destined to have kids.

Some other family news that's going on currently or has gone on since the last posting: Kayla's having minor surgery on Friday, pray that she'll be okay (you'd have to ask her about the procedure, she's explained it to me a few times and I'm still not quite sure I get it), nothing to really be worried about, but again something that will hopefully help us get pregnant. Westin was sick last week, better now. And Kayla and I both got new phones: Kayla's LG Shine and

My Samsung Eternity

Last bit of info and then I'll get out of here: Brenna's birthday party will have a barnyard theme. Happy (or Hoppy) Easter everybody! And remember the reason we celebrate is Jesus rising from the dead, not Cadbury Eggs (although we're thankful for those, too).......so that's where my fellas get it from.....